NBA Offseason Power Rankings (Lockout special)

These are my Offseason Power Rankings for players, coaches, worst media members, and some quirky things that I only care about.  If there is one thing I am really good at, it is making lists.  So here we go.  These lists reflect my opinion, but as most of you know, my opinion is gospel.  Enjoy, or not.

Top 50 (Active) NBA Players:

1. Lebron James (MIA)
2. Dwight Howard (ORL)
3. Dwyane Wade (MIA)
4. Kobe Bryant (LAL)
5. Kevin Durant (OKC)
6. Dirk Nowitzki (DAL)
7. Derrick Rose (CHI)
8. Chris Paul (NO)
9. Deron Williams (NJN)
10. Paul Pierce (BOS)
11. Carmelo Anthony (NYK)
12. Amare Stoudemire (NYK)
13. Chris Bosh (MIA)
14. Kevin Garnett (BOS)
15. Pau Gasol (LAL)
16. Zach Randolph (MEM)
17. LaMarcus Aldridge (POR)
18. Steve Nash (PHO)
19. Tony Parker (SAS)
20. Russell Westbrook (OKC
21. Blake Griffin (LAC)
22. Gerald Wallace (POR)
23. Rajon Rondo (BOS)
24. Rudy Gay (MEM)
25. Luis Scola (HOU)
26. Manu Ginobli (SAS)
27. Danny Granger (IND)
28. Kevin Love (MIN)
29. Eric Gordon (LAC)
30. Ray Allen (BOS)
31. Chauncey Billups (NYK)
32. Joe Johnson (ATL)
33. Nene Hilario (DEN)
34. Al Jefferson (UTA)
35. David West (NO)
36. Monta Ellis (GSW)
37. Carlos Boozer (CHI)
38. Stephen Curry (GSW)
39. Al Horford (ATL)
40. Paul Millsap (UTA)
41. Kevin Martin (HOU)
42. Josh Smith (ATL)
43. Luol Deng (CHI)
44. John Wall (WSH)
45. Andrew Bogut (MIL)
46. Tyson Chandler (DAL)
47. Andrew Bynum (LAL)
48. Tyreke Evans (SAC)
49. Tim Duncan (SAS)
50. Joakim Noah (CHI)

Top 10 Best Coaches:

1.  Gregg Popovich – San Antonio Spurs
2.  George Karl – Denver Nuggets
3.  Monty Williams – New Orleans Hornets
4.  Doc Rivers – Boston Celtics
5.  Rick Carlisle – Dallas Mavericks
6.  Erik Spoelstra – Miami Heat
7.  Scott Skiles – Milwaukee Bucks
8.  Tom Thibodeau – Chicago Bulls
9.  Nate McMillan – Portland Trailblazers
10.  Frank Vogel – Indiana Pacers

Top 10 Worst NBA Media:

1.  Ric Bucher – ESPN
2.  Bill Simmons – ESPN
3.  Jon Barry – ESPN
4.  Charley Rosen – FOX
5.  Craig Sager – TNT
6.  Marc Stein – ESPN
7.  Charles Barkley – TNT
8.  Chris Mannix – SI
9.  Reggie Miller – ESPN
10.  Sam Smith – Bulls.com

Top 5 fake tough guys:

1.  Kevin Garnett – BOS
2.  Matt Barnes – LAL
3.  Keith Bogans – CHI
4.  Paul Pierce – BOS
5.  Zaza Pachulia – ATL

Top 5 worst tatoos:

1.  Deshawn Stevenson – Lincoln on his Neck, Pirates logo on Cheek.
2.  Chris Anderson – Giant “FREE” tat on his neck.
3.  Carmelo Anthony – The WB logo.
4.  Kenyon Martin – Trina’s Lips turned globby crown looking thing.
5.  Kobe Bryant – That is a butterfly, isn’t it?

Top 5 Hottest Basketball Wives/Girlfriends:

1. Zuleyka Rivera – JJ Barea’s Girl.
2. Sylvia Lopez Castro – Pau Gasol’s girl.
3. Gabrielle Union – Dwyane Wade’s girl.
4. La La Vasquez – Carmelo Anthony’s Wife.
5. Vanessa Bryant – Keeper of Kobe’s jewel’s.

(Yes, I know that Kim Kardashian is engaged with Kris Humphries, but I tried to keep it to where the men are the celebrity in the relationship.)

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